Fart, fart, fart, ewwwwww……..
Okay, dear readers – I have a question for you – how many of you are surrounded by gaseous, flatulent, stinky, farting people???? Show of hands, please…. uh huh, uh huh – I thought so. What IS it with people???
This tends to be a familiarity thing. The more comfortable people are with you, the more likely they are to let it fly whenever they feel the urge. In my situation, that would be my wonderful boyfriend and my crazy teenage daughter. They have NO issue with farting around me, and actually find it amusing when the funk renders me semi-conscious and delusional. Seriously? What are you guys EATING that causes that kind of odor to emit from your hind end???? It’s killing me!!!
Just wondering – have a great day!
QUESTION??????
What is wrong with this picture???? Would ANYONE really date Mr. Orange man, with his supa-stylish white belt???? Just wondering…. (borrowed from http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/)
The Weight Scale – Wavelike
I won’t be doing it like this….. lol…
For most of us, weight is a constant issue – slight increases here and decreases there, attached to elation when it’s where we want it and disappointment when it’s not. We beat ourselves up and compare the flesh we inhabit to what we see on the television and magazines. How fair is that? We are not perfect. The great majority of us are NOT paid to be beautiful. Granted, that would be a lovely gig and I wouldn’t mind having the actual time to work out 8 hours a day with an over-paid, god of a trainer, but that’s not my reality.
I am a busy person. I am fortunate enough to be employed full time and to have a family. I am crazy enough to be working on a graduate degree full time as well. I am real enough to say yes, I could make more time to exercise. I am smart enough to do the calculation that would equal weight loss for this body I’m working. What it boils down to – for me – is motivation. I am not feeling it. I am not holding myself accountable and I am dropping the ball. I have to get back on the wagon.
I don’t believe in New Years resolutions. We all know what’s wrong with our lives and for the most part, we know what we need to do to fix it. If you smoke – stop. If you overeat – push back from the Doritos. If you need help – get it. There are plenty of professionals out there who are willing to take your health insurance or your hard-earned cash. Just be real with yourself.
I have slacked off since the end of November. I have not stepped foot in the gym and my body is indicative of that. I’ve put back on 15 of the 40lbs I had lost since the end of 2008. I am not proud of this and I know what I need to do to fix it. This is my plan. I’m calling the trainer today to work something out and I’m going to start the 5am thing again, as much as I hated it – it worked.
Wish me luck! 
