fail owned pwnd pictures

Just gross - bad enough some people kiss their animals, but their sweat?????  ewwwww….

dog

HAHAHA - it gives me the giggles and keeps on givin…..

song chart memes

Point made - it’s in a graph and it’s on the internet, therefore it’s true, no?

fail owned pwnd pictures

How about we just go ahead and avoid this place?????

Sex, Sex, Sex - I guess

SEX-INSTRUCTOR-SMALL_1.jpg Sex ED image by kyleehenney

Apparently, lots of people search the web for items that contain the word “Sex” - either google, yahoo, msn, however you search….Even wordpress blogs - people want to know about sex.  Are they looking for a how-to blog?  Or do they want to know about your deepest, darkest desires and abnormalities? 

I’d like to know about the weirdness.  For some reason I am intrigued by people’s strange little quirks.  What is it you like to do that’s all kinds of freaky-deaky and you wouldn’t tell a soul about?  Funny enough, you can create a false name and comment here if you’d like.  I think that’s the reason this word is so often searched - I’m not the only person in the world who likes to see other peoples’ kink.  I’ll be honest about it - I don’t mind checking out some horribly scripted movies that involve a lot of skin from time to time.  I don’t use that as a means to pass my time in general, but it does hold a certain interest for me.  Yes, it objectifies women and yes, it plays into the culture of women having no power - I get that.  I’m really not a feminist though, and I enjoy a good time just as much as the next girl.  Not the Girls Gone Wild girls - not so much, but the average, American girl who likes to get raunchy from time to time - that kind of good time…hehehe. 

If you believe that’s a bad thing, I’m sorry you’re not in touch with your inner raunch, and I honestly hope you begin to accept your body and other bodies as a part of nature and that you learn to enjoy it as much as possible before it’s either burnt into oblivion or rotting in a deep hole with bugs feasting on its every nutrient.  Seriously.  Have some fun. 

Heck, if you’re married, that’s even better - have your partner take part in the fun.  Get some toys or some fluid-like substance to enhance the fun times.  Buy some books.  Buy some DVDs.  Consult a professional.  Okay - not sure I’d do that one, but learning your husband’s/wife’s body is just as important in a marriage as learning their mind.  Plus it’s just good exercise.  You can sweat without leaving the comfort of your own bed.  Gotta love that.  Try out a few different positions.  Missionary gets old, and that whole roll over and jump on top thing gets tired too - reverse it and see what happens, throw the ol’ doggy into the mix… whatever you do - have some fun, don’t take it too seriously, and don’t be afraid to laugh (as long as you’re not being personal). 

That being said, google away - sex, sex, sex….  be careful though - those darn pop ups can be a pain…..

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