Food? or Sex? BOTH!!!
Where, exactly, do we draw the line? I mean really – if we are to consume calories into our body in order to make it function and allow for physical activity, it doesn’t have to happen at the SAME TIME!!! I, for one, am not interested in adding any exotic flavors into particular items of use during my “fun time”. I don’t mind the standard, passion berry, strawberry, tropical, coconut, etcetera…. (the more normative flavors) But THIS is a joke……
Just gross – YUCK – and I don’t eat pork.
Thanksgiving, back in full force
I wanted to wish you all a wonderful Thanksgiving if you celebrate, and express my hopes that you don’t over-indulge and get sick. I’m fairly certain there are more extreme cases of gassy tummies in the Emergency Room over this holiday weekend than any other. That’s just my guess, but I’m willing to bet on it – and I don’t bet. 
This wonderful week, my demon-child and I will be taking the new pup over to our supa-cool friends’ house to stuff ourselves to the gills, probably check out some football and laugh with some wine and silliness. I’m actually looking forward to it, and I generally don’t too much care for the holidays. I am going to bake a pie or two and be all Betty Crocker for the homies. I’m gonna throw down on some cranberry sauce and get these two freakazoids addicted so that they cannot deny the magic of the cranberry any longer. For realz. It’s good stuff. The kidd-o will be making fresh baked biscuits for delivery to our awaiting stomachs. Overall, it’s gonna be some good eats, good treats, and great beats. Okay, I was just looking for a rhyme. Lame, I know…. hehehe
Previous Thanksgivings have been a variation of family festivities and lonely boredom. At times I’ve gone to the movies or just hung out at the house. I’ve been invited to other families’ celebrations and partaken of my own family’s degeneration. Occassionally, I miss those times, but we are drinkers traditionally, so it’s not as much fun as you would think. My daughter has come to learn that the next holiday may or may not be filled with crazy people, but it is always filled with holiday cheer. We enjoy the traditions of cooking and decorating and just spending time together. Too bad she’s becoming a teenager and will soon thwart any effort I make at bonding. Oh well, I’ll savor what I have and just pray that it continues a while longer.
Enjoy your holidays and be safe – I’ll get back to you soon!!
Jimmy John’s just made my day
This was the best thing on the menu – after the food, of course….
So, I’m sitting here at my desk, working diligently, sweating from the pounding I’m giving my keyboard, and what, to my wondering eyes, does appear, but two young cute guys with their boxes of free lunch fare. Yea, I got a little Merry Christmas to All just now, but I’m feeling like it’s X-mas in June right this moment. I’ve been prepared to eat my leftover mac n cheese & Hebrew Nation hotdog for lunch, when these folks wander through the office tossin’ mini-sandwiches on everyone’s desk. I was fortunate enough to receive the avocado and cheese mini and it’s more than enough to fill my shrunken stomach (see previous post). I’m excited to have new flavors in my mouth and a new food place to order from – with a minimal deliver fee. Check ‘em out – they look like a cool, hip place, and their website says they hire rockstars! www.jimmyjohns.com
